Pranks

Leo has been sneaking out of his room at night to meet up with some dubious characters from down the road. I took the pins out of his door while he was gone. In the morning, I knock on his door, get him up for school. As he opened his door still half asleep, it comes out of the hinges and he falls backwards with the door on him. Its a shitty, hollow piece of crap, so, no way was he going to be hurt. Oh man, the look on his face peeking out from under the door as I hit his light switch….Teenagers. How I love to torture them…My oldest girl, Tegan, was my best opponent. Her greatest pleasure in life was to hit our one and only bathroom first thing in the morning, then, listen over her radio as her siblings pounded and wailed outside the bathroom door, just prior to exploding from extended bladders. She also heated the bathroom with her blow dryer. I put a six inch cord on it to twart her…She took the extension cord off our X-Mas tree…

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